Fun (not stupid) police tricks

Definitely one of those jobs where you need to (somehow) retain your sense of humour.

• So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?
  
• Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
  
• "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
  
• "Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."
  
• "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"